How To Be A Fly Asian

“Oh, of course he’s good at that. He’s Asian.”
I heard this a lot growing up, and would get defensive about it. “What’s that supposed to mean, huh? That there are some things Asian people are especially good at?”
Then I thought about it some more. And yes, there are some things Asian people rock at. [...]

I get bumped out of the line at the cafeteria. I’m the last pick/first out at dodgeball. But goddamnit, I own that motherf*cking DDR machine sitting in front of the movie theater! Do you see that? Do you see those pulsating lights, those metallic dance pads with directional arrows? Good god, directional arrows haven’t given [...]