How To Be A Fly Asian

I just arrived in Buenos Aires, and checked into my first hostel. The cleaning lady saw me, asked me where I was from, how long I was staying, etc. I hadn’t used Spanish since I was in high school, and had difficulty understanding all the words coming from her mouth.
She started gesticulating and talking about [...]

“Yeah, a lot of Dutch guys, they like to date Asian girls,” Juanito says matter-of-factly. I turn and look at him. Juanito is very Dutch looking - straight blonde hair, blue eyes, skins so light it glows radioactive under a blacklight. When he speaks, he reveals two rows of considerably fucked up teeth, braces sparkling [...]